we are all the things we do for fun

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

sluttyoliveoil:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

did you take the pajamas

sluttyoliveoil:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

did you take the pajamas

chickem:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

this thirteen year old needs some professional help

sheeran:

The Evolution of Ed Sheeran’s Hair → 7 years in the making

sheeran:

The Evolution of Ed Sheeran’s Hair → 7 years in the making

howtobeafuckinglady:

unimpressed2chainz:

you know what at the end of the day all we really want to know is why tyra banks’ talk show was taken off the air 

Like aside from her being like sex negative her show was hilarious. Remeber her undercover episodes?

she was a undercover fat woman

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she was a undercover homeless womanimage

she was a undercover stripper who was too scared to strip   image

AND she went undercover as a manimage

OPRAH COULD NEVER! BARBARA WALTERS WHO? ELLEN WHAT???  

volcainist:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments